Short Funny Love Poems
Roses are red, violets are blue,
You don’t always smell good, but I still love you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
We have nothing in common, so baby we’re through.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
clinging vines are almost as bad as super glue.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
You have a great sense of humor that has me hooked on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m telling you I love you so what are you gonna do?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
We go together like my clothes match with my shoes.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I want to have sex now, don’t you think I’ve paid my dues?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I already said I was sorry so why continue to stew?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Okay there are others, but not many more than two.
Roses are red, violents are blue,
Okay so you’re stupid, he/she was only using you.
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It was upon a Summers shine day,
When Titan faire his beams did display,
In a fresh fountain, farre from all mens view,
She bath’d her brest, the boiling heat t’alley,
She bath’d with roses red, and violets blew,
And all the sweetest flowers, that in the forrest grew.
By Sir Edmond Spencer (1552-1599)
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A Child’s Poem
Roses are red, diddle,diddle
Lavender’s blue
If you will have me, diddle, diddle
I will have you.
By Gammer Garland, 1783
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A Later Love Poem
"We will buy very pretty things
A-walking through the faubourghs
violets are blue, roses are red,
Violets are blue, I love my loves.
By Victor Hugo (1802-1885)
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Love Poem
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you,
Our love will last forever I knew
Because of memories past and new,
My eyes met yours and you said Hello,
Music was playing soft and low,
I heard an Angel whisper to me,
Take her hand and dance away,
It was a feeling, strange as it seems,
Now I know today, it was love at first sight,
How could this happen to me
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Short Rhyming Love Poems
Roses are red, violets are blue,
What you make me feel,
is crispy and new.
Like fresh dew in a meadow,
after a long rainy day.
With a beautiful rainbow,
sporting a colorful array.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
you are amazing,
and I’m blessed to have you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
you are my life,
you are my muse.
You are my air,
the sun in my world.
You are my beauty,
a precious rare pearl.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
The way that you kiss me,
I never knew,
Feelings so special,
so wonderful, so right,
like a rose in the sun,
so vibrant and bright.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
you are my sun,
on a rainy afternoon.
You are as important,
as the air that I breathe.
You feel me up,
with tenderness and need.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
diamonds sparkle,
and so do you.
Beautiful, priceless,
brilliant and bright.
You are my gem
my heart’s delight.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
we fit together,
like puzzle pieces glued.
It’s you and me,
til the end of time.
I’ll always want you,
you’ll always be mine.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Here is something you never knew.
The first time I saw you,
You knocked me on my knees.
Your smile so beautiful,
It made me weak.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I knew you forever,
when out of the blue.
My heart started racing,
whenever you are close.
That’s when I knew,
I wanted you the most.
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