Crazy love poems are the best; classy poetry and a bit of tongue-in-cheek humors rolled into one. Take a look and laugh with these cute funny love Poems.
Beauty and the Beast
You must hear the shock and awe
when we walk down the street
as people, loudly say,
"Why that's Beauty and the Beast!"
What a strange pair,
What a weird sight,
A lovely, bright flower
and a creature from the night,
I know you hear them
'cause I do, too,
I don't understand
how they can say that about you!
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My Lips Are Full of Kisses
My lips are full of kisses
they pucker and plump when you are near,
This pair isn't happy until your lipstick we smear,
My lips are full of kisses
even now they move your way
for the promise of heaven is just a kiss away!
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If I knew that I would come to a point in my life
Where I would see nothing else but love,
And have no other important feeling but loyalty
I would never have waited for so long a time,
Before hitting the road
On a journey to locate you.
Though I have no regrets ever,
I wished I had met you earlier.
To love and support with all that I’ve got.
But it’s okay; I have you now,
And tomorrow, and forever.
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The first day I met you, I met life a new.
The moment my eyes were set on you, I saw love.
Our first kiss brought heaven upon earth;
Time can choose to stop making any motion,
It doesn’t matter to me, as long as I have you by my side.
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My Little Star
When I wish upon a star
I do not have to look too far
'cause sitting right next to me
shining bright and true
is the loveliest star I ever knew,
It's true stars are gassy,
They tend to twinkle and fade
but my little star for eternity was made
I know your flaws,
You surely know mine
but like stars in the sky
our love will burn up the night!
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Can I tell you how much you mean to me?
As the body needs air to survive,
As plants need the sunshine to make food,
As the fish need water to breathe,
So, do I need you to be me, baby.
I love you.
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